What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What does a cat go to sleep on?