What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where was Noah born?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?