How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do chips wear socks?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?