What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the foal cough?
Where do old bowling balls end up?