What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the lamb cross the road?