Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?