Why is a computer so smart?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are computers so good at golf?