Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How did the pirate call his mother?