Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
