Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?