Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do you organize a space party?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a forklift?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?