What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How do you get straight A's?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the snake coughing so much?