What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why do bees buzz?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
It's Crowded!
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?