Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?