What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?