What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
When do astronauts eat?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do elves learn in school?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?