What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What vehicles are in the best shape?