What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How do you make antifreeze?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?