Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which tree can't stop crying?