What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the frog starve?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?