Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?