What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the sick chicken say?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?