What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?