What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the spider so smart?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a Russian flea?