What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
A dwarf hamster.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which relative loves rice?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a short cow?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How much money does a skunk have?
How did the tree get lost?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?