Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which cats have the best manners?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Who won the race between two balls of string?