Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What animal floats best?