I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How does a squid go into battle?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?