Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are fish such good architects?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do football players deal with their problems?