Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do elves learn in school?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which relative loves rice?
What do fish use for glasses?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?