What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How do amoebas make calls?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Can February March?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?