What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of pants do fish wear?