Which type of traveler is the calmest?
The no-mad.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do horses say to greet each other?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
The museum curator needed a break.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why was the horse so happy?