What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?