Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?