Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How long will dinner be?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do all the planets get along?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?