How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What are baby potatoes called?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the sardine call the submarine?