What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?