What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did spring break up with winter?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?