Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do horses navigate at night?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Do you have the best ceiling?