Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of bird can write?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?