What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?