Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?