Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What sport requires no movement at all?