What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the fish blush?
What's the noisiest food?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do football players make great fishermen?