Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What type of car do planets buy?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do termites go camping?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do you compliment a cat?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What time of day was Adam created?
What car always breaks the rules?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?