Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why are winter days great?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?