What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?