What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?