What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?