What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
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What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?