Board Game With A Twist
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did March say to the madness?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why does the orange always lose in races?