What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What animal floats best?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do horses reside?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?