Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What insect runs away from everything?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?