Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does a dog say before eating?