Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the dog overweight?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?