What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What games do ants play with elephants?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"