What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do naked fish play with?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?