I like telling Dad jokes.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What are rental cars called in Spain?