How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What table can you never sit at?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How are mountains able to see?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are cause and effect so close?