How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What game do cows play at parties?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why is furniture so generous?
How do hurricanes see?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do fairies always drink?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?