What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Which subject has two parts?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?