What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the politest month?