Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What vegetables make the best music?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?