Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What animal knows kung fu?