What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do books sleep?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What words make the best athletes?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do librarians never make plans?
When do cows get tired?
Someone stole my mood ring!