What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?