What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?